I have acquired babies! Oh, and CATURDAY
March 31, 2012
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So I’m at Hobby Lobby looking for glittery pink yarn so that I can crochet a uterus and send it to a male representative, right?
And what do I find as I wander aimlessly through the aisles?
Little plastic babies.
The most important ingredient to my abortion cake, which I’d been putting off making because babies are so hard to find!
But now I’ve found them, while looking for the stuff to crochet a uterus with. If fate/gods/etc. were actual things, this would totally be proof that they love both irony and abortions.
Anyways I forgot to take a picture of the packaging, which is a shame, because the brand seemed to be “Bag of Chips”, and that’s a pretty wonderful thing to see on a bag of babies.
But in lieu of that, here’s a picture of my cat covered in little babies:
Illustrating my belief that unwanted babies are essentially just glorified parasites.
Judging by her expression, she agrees!
She also seems to think that babies make for good eatings.
She’d make a good Atheist, if that was even a thing that cats could be. Pretty sure there’s no point behind having cat Atheists when you don’t cat Theists.
Though there are catlicks, so maybe…?
Anyways, I’ll get a post up on how to make abortion cakes soon! Probably tomorrow. It’ll be delicious.