ATHEISM PLUS POKEMON MASTERS

So I made a thing.

It’s a song thing.

About A+

Here.

Inspiration.

Lyrics (+foreword) below the fold:

Just a forward should any of our “friends” from darker portions of the internet be listening to this… this is a poe, I am a proud member of Atheism+, and should you be thinking of using this song or anything within it as an argument against Atheism+.. um… you are not very good at arguing. That is all.

WE WANNA BEEE,
THE VERY BEST.
LIKE NO GROUP EVER WAS!
TO CATCH THEM IS OUR REAL TEST,
TO BRAINWASH IS OUR CAUUUSE!
WE WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE NET, SEARCHING FAR AND WIIIIDE
TEACH ATHEISTS TO UNDERSTAND*, THAT WE ARE ALWAYS RIIIIGHT!
ATHEISTS!
(GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALL)
BOW DOWN TO MEEEE!
AND MANIFEST DESTINY!
ATHEISTS!
BE OUR BEST FRIENDS,
IN THIS SPACE WE MUST DEFEND!
ATHEISTS!
(GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALL)
ALL WE SAY IS TRUUUUEE!
OUR GROUPTHINK WILL PULL US THROUGH,
(oooh)LEARN FROM ME AND I’LL TEACH YOU,
ATHEISTTSSSS
GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALL
GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALLL
(ATHEISTS!)

YEEAAAHHH

EVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY
WE WILL REFUSE TO FACE
WE WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY*
TO PUT MEN IN THEIR PLACE

COME WITH US, THE TIME IS RIGHT
WE’RE THE BETTER TEAM
ARM IN ARM WE’LL WIN THE FIGHT
TO CRUSH ALL OF YOUR DREAMS!

ATHEISTS!
(GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALL)
BOW DOWN TO MEEEE!
AND MANIFEST DESTINY!
ATHEISTS!
BE OUR BEST FRIENDS,
IN THIS SPACE WE MUST DEFEND!
ATHEISTS!
(GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALL)
ALL WE SAY IS TRUUUUEE!
OUR GROUPTHINK WILL *PULL US THROUGH,
LEARN FROM ME AND I’LL TEACH YOU,
ATHEISTTSSSS
GOTTA TEACH! ‘EM ALL
GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALLL….
(ATHEISTS

GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALL!

GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALLL!!!

GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALLL!!!

YEEEAAAHH!!!)

ATHEISTS!
(GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALL)
BOW DOWN TO MEEEE!
AND MANIFEST DESTINY!
ATHEISTS!
BE OUR! BEST! FRIENDS!
IN THIS SPACE WE MUST DEFEND!
ATHEISTS!
(GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALL)
ALL WE SAY IS TRUUUUEE!
OUR GROUPTHINK WILL *PULL US THROUGH,
(ooohh)LEARN FROM ME AND I’LL TEACH YOU,
ATHEISTTSSSS
GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALL
GOTTA TEACH ‘EM ALLL
(ATHEISTS!)

Yeah. I actually uploaded this song about 5000 times trying to find an uploader that would let me hotlink so I could use WordPress’s audio player. No luck, but now this song is on 5000 different sites.

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2 responses to “ATHEISM PLUS POKEMON MASTERS

  1. catakins January 28, 2013 at 5:24 am

    Man that’s so cool…. I especially like how you got your little sister to do the harmonies and the professionalism of ignoring the bum notes. I see what you did with the bum notes and the whole poe thing… very clever. Have you been banned from A+ forums yet?

    • Grimalkin February 3, 2013 at 11:41 am

      Both parts are me synced over eachother in audacity (I don’t think I have a little sister?!) And… I.. do you know what a poe is? I made this for A+, to mock the idea the people who legitimately believe we think like that.

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